Shit My Dad Says (aka $#*! My Dad Says, Bleep My Dad Says) is a CBS sitcom premiering in fall 2010, based on the Twitter feed Shit My Dad Says, created by Justin Halpern and consisting of quotes from his father Sam.

The series follows Ed Goodson (played by William Shatner) and his son Henry (Jonathan Sadowski) who has recently moved back in with them. The series also features Henry's brother Vince (Will Sasso) and his wife Bonnie (Nicole Sullivan).